מאת דורי

“הערך הזה הוא תקלה מופלאה.”
(ג’וני 5)

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מאת א

A man walked out into the street in New York, and managed to
flag down a taxi just driving by.

He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing.
You’re just like Dave.”

The passenger said, “Who?”

The cabbie said, “Dave Bronson. Now there’s a guy who did
everything right. Like my coming along just when you needed
a cab. It would have happened like that to Dave.”

The rider said, “Well, nobody’s perfect.”

The cabbie said, “Dave was. He was a terrific athlete. He
could have gone on the pro tour in golf. He could have played
tennis with the best pros. He sang like an opera baritone,
and danced like a Broadway star. He had a memory like a trap.
Could remember everybody’s birthday. He could fix anything,
not like me. If I change even a fuse, I black out the whole
neighborhood.”

The rider said, “No wonder you remember him.”

The cabbie said, “Well, no I never actually met Dave.”

The rider asked, “Then how do you know so much about him?”

The cabbie exclaimed, ” I married his widow!”

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